{"product_id":"floral-estrangements-taunt-your-rivals-vanquish-your-enemies-through-the-language-of-flowers-hardcover","title":"Floral Estrangements: Taunt Your Rivals \u0026 Vanquish Your Enemies Through the Language of Flowers - Hardcover","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eRebecca Fishbein\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFlowers for when you love them . . . not. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e The ultimate guide to finding new and fragrant ways to channel your frustrations and fuel your revenge fantasies with some common (and not-so-common) vengeful plants, as well as suggested bouquets to blight your nemeses. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIs there anything more savage than an archly composed bouquet? The Victorians didn't think so, which is why their flower symbols weren't just endearing--they were also cheeky, rude, and downright hostile. This illustrated floriography will help you choose the perfect Floral Estrangement for your situation, such as: \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e The \"Maybe You Shouldn't Have Given Me Your Phone Password\" (Yellow Chrysanthemum, Birdsfoot Trefoil, Basil, Yellow Rose, Tansy) \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e The \"Still Thinking about the $1K I Spent to Be a Bridesmaid at Your Destination Wedding\" (Black-Eyed Susan, Birdsfoot Trefoil, Delphinium, Orange Lily) \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e The \"His Mommy Issues Are Now Your Problem\" (Withered White Rose, Pine, Delphinium) \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cbr\u003e With incredible, subtly hostile illustrations of flowers throughout, this is a sumptuous, decadent, guilty pleasure of a gift or self-purchase. As a modern bard says, \"Don't get sad, get even.\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eA FRESH TAKE FLOWER BOOK: It's the perfect time for a book on the language of flowers that focuses on the darker side of its symbolism. For anyone who fantasizes about sending your awful ex a message on Valentine's Day, this book includes hilarious (and informative!) tips for you. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e MODERN LOVE (AND HATE): This hilarious guide to flowers one should never send is pitch-perfect for iconoclasts who love to buck the trends and fans of such vengeful entertainments as \u003ci\u003eBridgerton\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eDo Revenge\u003c\/i\u003e. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003ePerfect for: \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Fans of \u003ci\u003eWicked Plants\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eFloriography: \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eAn Illustrated Guide to the Victorian Language of Flowers\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e People who hate Valentine's Day \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Gift-giving to a recently dumped friend or relative \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Botany enthusiasts \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e The eternally vengeful and embittered \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eRebecca Fishbein is a freelance writer and the author of \u003ci\u003eGood Things Happen to People You Hate\u003c\/i\u003e. You can find her writing in the\u003ci\u003e New York Times\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003e, \u003c\/i\u003ethe\u003ci\u003e Washington Post\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003e, \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eVulture\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003e, \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eJezebel\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003e, \u003c\/i\u003eand\u003ci\u003e The Cut\u003c\/i\u003e, among others. She lives in Brooklyn with her houseplants.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 200\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.9 x 9.3 x 7.3 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e January 07, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45189050957868,"sku":"9781797231020","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0618\/6260\/8940\/files\/hfhDcSwNAg9781797231020.webp?v=1767991826","url":"https:\/\/littleredgeneralstore.com\/products\/floral-estrangements-taunt-your-rivals-vanquish-your-enemies-through-the-language-of-flowers-hardcover","provider":"Little Red General Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}