{"product_id":"seven-graves-paperback","title":"Seven Graves - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eH. B. Elliott\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE MORTICIAN\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI've always known I was different.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy name is Seven Grey, and I hang out with dead people. Yes, Seven like the number, and yes...literal dead people. I'm the only mortician in a small town tucked away in backwoods Maine, and I've known this was my dream job since the day they asked us on our first day of Kindergarten. I know who I am, and I don't apologize for it. Death is just different for me. Which is why my second job works even better than my first.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey call me \"The Cleaning Lady\".\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePeople die. It's just a part of life. How certain ones die is none of my business, and I don't ask questions when I work for bad people for ludicrous price tags, making their dirty deeds disappear like they never happened. They call, I clean, I leave.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e...So how did I end up being the center of attention for the heir to the Irish mob, with the threat of accessory to murder charges hanging over my head? Well...that's a story worthy of small town gossip.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMalek Byrne is the most deranged, annoying, ridiculous...\u003cem\u003ebeautiful\u003c\/em\u003e...persistent...pain in my ass. I rue the day he inserted himself into my life. But, he's just about impossible to resist, not just because he forces a smile that hasn't been part of my dark wardrobe in years...but because he refuses to leave me the hell alone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe drops bodies...I clean them. It should be that simple.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's not.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe's got a list as long as my name, and I've saddled up for a ride I can't get off of...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e...Even if I wanted to...\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMorally Gray FMC and MMC\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eForced Proximity\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDeranged Golden Retriever x Black Cat\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHe Falls First\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFrenemies to Lovers\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTouch Her and Die\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStalker Romance\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRidiculously Dark Humor\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 266\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.56 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e September 01, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45662961729580,"sku":"9798218775797","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0618\/6260\/8940\/files\/YDLyQkE_Ez9798218775797.webp?v=1781848581","url":"https:\/\/littleredgeneralstore.com\/products\/seven-graves-paperback","provider":"Little Red General Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}