{"product_id":"the-great-crack-attack-paperback","title":"The Great Crack Attack - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eBill Svoboda\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn Stickland, something very strange once happened... Butts fell from the sky. Everyone got one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEveryone, that is, except one lonely kid.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen that kid finally finds a butt of his own, it feels like everything he ever wanted. He can finally sit, play, and join in with his friends. But there's just one tiny problem...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe butt won't stop tooting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom surprise \u003cem\u003ePOOFs\u003c\/em\u003e to a full-blown \u003cem\u003eCrack Attack\u003c\/em\u003e, the toots cause chaos, embarrassment, and hurt feelings. Soon the kid wonders if having a butt was worth it at all. With help from some wise elders and a big lesson about patience, kindness, and friendship, he learns something important.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEveryone makes mistakes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEveryone has awkward moments.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd everyone toots.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Great Crack Attack\u003c\/em\u003e is a silly, heart-filled picture book sequel to The Day Butts Fell from the Sky, about fitting in, handling embarrassment, and learning that real friends don't disappear just because things get a little messy. Told in rhythmic rhyme with expressive stick-figure illustrations, it's perfect for kids ages 4-8 and parents who enjoy laughing along.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause butts are nice for sitting... but nothing beats having friends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 62\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.17 x 9.25 x 7.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e August 01, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45792160940076,"sku":"9798990627468","price":16.18,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0618\/6260\/8940\/files\/x-S-D3zNAH9798990627468.webp?v=1783821049","url":"https:\/\/littleredgeneralstore.com\/products\/the-great-crack-attack-paperback","provider":"Little Red General Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}