by Steve James (Illustrator), Brynn Wallace (Author)
It's time we held these adorable little freaks accountable.
Get ready to discover the dark and seedy underworld of the animal kingdom with Animals Are A-holes. From drunk monkeys to stabby platypuses to kidnapping penguins, this book is an illustrated rap sheet of wildly offensive behaviors and shocking crimes committed by the animals you thought you knew. Think all creatures deserve our love and respect?
Get a load of these disturbing facts:
- Hedgehogs are cannibals.
- Dolphins are thugs.
- Chipmunks hate visitors.
- Pigeons are gamblers.
- Octopi punch fish for fun.
Get the real dirt on misbehaving mammals, unlovable birds, and inappropriate invertebrates with
Animals Are A-holes, the long-awaited exposé they don't want you to read.
Author Biography
Brynn Wallace is a writer, coffee enthusiast, and recovering animal lover. She spends most of her free time being judged by her cats, avoiding eye contact with geese, and googling terms like sea cucumber butts.
Steve James illustrates children's books and greeting cards. When he isn't drawing incriminating animal art at his home in Leeds, England, he enjoys going to concerts, taking walks in the countryside, and playing guitar.
Number of Pages: 192
Dimensions: 0.74 x 7.78 x 5.9 IN
Publication Date: October 28, 2025
