Discover the answers to these questions and more in If You Could Haunt Your House Forever. This collection of stories is odd, weird, creepy, and anything but ordinary. A mysterious Trainman tells you not to whisper, while a deranged taxi driver in Detroit keeps a lethal secret under the driver's seat.
This book is not for kids.
There are pro-life parables and existential escapes; multiple homicides and numerous twist endings. Right when you think you've got a handle on the story, turn the page and see it take a sharp turn. I'll even tell you now: There's something in the water at the Pig Farm, The Misymphomiacs are hiding something, And you'd better prepare for The Event.
