"The table jiggled. The punch bowl wiggled. Then...plop! I fell all the way into the bowl and began to splash about." Melbourne shares where pride can lead in this hilarious account of funny and fairly harmless mishaps.
"Berries were dripping. People were tripping. Then it came to me. The best idea ever!" Melbourne confidently steps up to take responsibility and is forever changed in a ridiculously silly and permanent way.
